Birthday Babe

Happy Birthday Soybean!!!

... and in black and white

... in color

jedis

The Sweetest Things

cooks

bubbles

Front Loaded

If he hasn't already done it, R. Kelly needs to do a song and video about the pre-party. It could star R. himself and a "small person" version of Britney Spears. It could take place at her breakfast table. He could be consoling her about losing her kids to Kevin. He could try on her blue contacts and they could share some pina coladas and one of her Phen Phen lollypops. If you're reading this, R., give me a call. When my friends and I are getting ready to go out, we always come up with good ideas like that.

Birthday Party Animals