Before you get on the motherf#$%in' boat, you have to empty the 200 gallons of mosquito-egg-laden water that's collected on the motherf@#$in' boat over the spring.
I'm going to assume that this guy rules.
Abby the Dog comes with her own life vest with handle. Very handy for dipping her in the lake.
This is what happens when solid American hips meet the side of a solid American steel boat. All I was doing was stepping off the boat and onto the dock! I'm gonna be that lady who breaks her hip in her sleep, I swear.
